CAN U TAKE IT?

POPEYE'S BIG PUNCH KNOCKS BLUTO COLD

CARTOON PEOPLE DON'T GO OLD

YOSEMITE SAM BLOWS UP HIS HEAD

BUT YOU AND ME WIND UP DEAD

DREAMED I LAID A TOASTER

DADDY CAUGHT ME IN THE ACT

CAN U TAKE IT?

BEAUTY QUEENS GET BIGGER ALL THE TIME

MAMMA IS IN A BASKET, CROSSED A DOUBLE

YELLOW LINE

MAGAZINES AND T.V. SHOW US NICE BEHINDS

ALL THE KIND OF STUFF NOBODY EVER FINDS

HEADLINES IN THE PAPER "KILLED BY ROCK N' ROLL"

CAN U TAKE IT?

BAMBOO BIMBO

WELL HE CAUGHT HIS FIRST WHIFF IN THE JUNGLES

OF'NAM

THAT SLANT-EYED CATFISH TASTED BETTER THAN MOM

NOW EVERY SINGLE NIGHT SHE DROPS HER BIG BOMB

CAUSE HE'S A BAMB00 BIMBO

THOSE HOOK MARKS REALLY SHOW

CAUSE HE'S A BAMBOO BIMB0

HE WENT FOR IT NOW EVERYONE KNOWS

HE'S A BAMBOO BIMB0

HE CAUGHT HIS FIRST GLANCE IN "FIELD AND STREAM"

THAT SALT WATER TAFFY WAS A FISHERMAN'S

WET DREAM

NOW EVERY SINGLE NIGHT HE'S STILL GETTIN'

THAT BIG REAM

CAUSE HE'S A BAMBOO BIMB0

HE FELL IT AND EVERYONE KNOWS

HE'S A BAMBOO BIMBO

JUST A MONKEY WITH A RING IN HIS NOSE

HE'S A BAMBO0 BIMBO

CAN'T SAY I NEVER TOLD YA SO

HE'S A BAMBOO BIMB0

IT GO ON AND ON AND ON

A PLAN FOR U

WEAVE TO THE LEFT BOB TO THE RIGHT

OR YOU'LL BE A FLAT TIRE ON THE FREEWAY OF LIFE

GO GET ACTIVE, CHANGE YOUR LUCK

LAY WITH YATTA YATTA'S AND TREAT 'EM ROUGH

COME YOUR TURKEY, DROP YOUR LOAD

PLEASE DON'T LET THE TIN MAN GET YOUR GOAT

STAY HORIZONTAL DON'T LOOK BACK

IF YOU DO YOU'LL GIVE YOUR MOM AND DAD

A HEART ATTACK

CHECK YOUR OIL CHANGE YOUR MIND …

KEEP IT UP LIKE A PUP

YOUR BATTERY WILL GO BEFORE U KNOW WHAT'S UP

LOOK FOR A SOCKET WEAR FLESH-COLORED PANTS

BIG BABIES GO THE DISTANCE IN WRAP-AROUND FAT

DIG YOUR DIDDLE CLEAN YOUR NOSE

WHEN TROUBLE GETS BEHIND YOU KEEP YOUR

BACK DOOR CLOSED

OKAY SO YOU'RE SKINNY ITS A HARD-EDGED GAME

JELLYMEN ARE WEAK LINKS ON THE DAISY CHAIN

SLEEP ON YOU BELLY, REACH FOR THE SKY

THE ROPE SONG

I FOUND A GIRL WITH A PRETTY FACE

I TIED A ROPE AROUND HER WAIST

I KNOW WHEN SHE'S IN AND WHEN

SHE GOES OUT

WELL THERE AIN'T NOTHING TO GUESS ABOUT

SHE COVERS HER EARS WHEN I PLAY MY GUITAR

SHE RUNS AWAY BUT NOT VERY FAR

JUST PUSH A BUTTON - RETRACTABLE CORD

I PULL HER BACK WHEN I GET BORED

ONE WORD FROM HER AND SHE'D BE FREE

BUT SHE'S EXACTLY WHERE SHE WANTS TO BE

MAGNETIC MADONNA SHE GLOWS IN THE NIGHT

RECIPROCAL PULL, I FLOW TO HER LIGHT

WOMAN I AM BOUND TO YOU

BUT WHAT DO I WANT TO DO?

WOMAN WHAT DO I WANT?

GOO GOO ITCH

ITCHY, ITCHY GOO

GOT ME THINKING OF YOU

ITCHY GOO, ITCHY GOO

OH, BABY, I LOVE YOU

ITCHY GOO, ITCHY GOO, ITCHY GOO GOO GOO

IT'S ALL I WANNA DO, WHAMMO

ITCHY, ITCHY GOO

THERE'S A PILE NEXT TO YOU

ITCHY GOO, ITCHY GOO

AND IT'S TURNIN BLUE

ITCHY GOO, ITCHY GOO, ITCHY GOO GOO GOO

IT'S ALL I WANNA DO, WHAMMO

YOU GOT ME RUNNING IN CIRCLES

LIKE A PEE-PEE BABY

I'M SO HAPPY I JUST WANNA DIE

CAUSE THIS BABY LOVE

IT COMES FROM UP ABOVE

MOVE ON OVER

I WANNA GET CLOSER

MOVE ON OVER

WANNA TWADDLE WITH YOU

MOVE ON OVER

SATISFY MY URGES

PLEASE, PLEASE HELP

I GOT THE GOO, GOO ITCH

YOU GOT ME RUNNING IN CIRCLES

LIKE A BIG-BIG BABY

U GOT ME BUGGED

SINCE YOU CAME AROUND

WIGGLIN' UNDER MY SKIN

I'VE BEEN LOST IN THE LOST 'N FOUND

FEELING LIKE A HELPLESS PIN

U GOT ME BUG BUG BUG BUG BUGGED

GIRL I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

U GOT ME BUG BUG BUG BUG BUGGED

YOU FLUTTERED ON DOWN

AS GRACEFUL AS CAN BE

THEN YOU STUCK IN THE NEEDLE

AND SUCKED MY BLOOD

IT WAS THE LOVEAGE THAT CAME OVER ME

U GOT ME BUG BUG BUG BUG BUGGED

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

U GOT ME BUG BUG BUG BUG BUGGED

I'M ALWAYS BUGGED OVER YOU

NOW I'M HOPELESSLY ENTANGLED

IN THE WEB OF LOVE YOU DANGLED

HELPLESS LIKE A WORM WATCH ME TWIST AND SQUIRM

YOUR LOVE HAS LEFT ME STRANGLED

U GOT ME BUG BUG BUG BUG BUGGED

GIRL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

U GOT ME BUG BUG BUG BUG BUGGED

GIRL, I'M ALL BUGGED OUT OVER YOU

YOU GOT ME BUG BUG BUG BUG

NOW I'M HOPELESSLY ENTANGLED

IN THE WEB OF LOVE YOU DANGLED

SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED SICK FEAR

NOW YOU STEPPED OUT ON MY TAIL

YOUR LOVE HAS LEFT ME STRANGLED

YOU GOT ME BUG BUG BUG BUG

CHANGO

CHANGO!

CHANGO!

THE BEAR (?)

I COME UP THE RIVER

LIKE BEAT MAN

I COME UP THE RIVER

LIKE SKOKE MAN FLY

I COME UP THE RIVER

TO KILL MANY PEOPLE

I COME UP THE RIVER

WITH LASER GUN

DEAR UNCLE, DEAR UNCLE, DEAR UNCLE

DEAR UNCLE, DEAR UNCLE

YOUR SON JUST HAD INTERCOURSE

WITH BAGGY BREAST

YOUR SON JUST HAD INTERCOURSE

WITH DEATH DEBBIE

MY MOMMY DIDN'T HOLD ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG

SHE DIDN'T GIVE ME BREAST

AND WENT INSANE

MY MOMMY DIDN'T HOLD ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG

SHE DIDN'T GIVE ME BREAST

AND WENT INSANE

BE STIFF

(BE STIFF B-ABIES BE STIFF)

FRUIT OOZE IS WETLY LEWD

SO STAY DRY IN RUBBER BOOTS AND

CUCUMBERS RIPE AND RUDE

BEND OVER FIXED TO SHOOT AND

BREATH HARD IN METAL SUITS

LIVE RIGHT MAKE LOTS OF LOOT AND

WET WOMEN WASTE YOUR FOOD SO

GO SOLO NO NO TWO'S AND

DEEP SLEEPERS JERK THE ROOT

WATCH OUT FOR FRUITS AND MUTES AND

ALL OF US

I LEFT HOME WITH A FRIEND OF MINE

GONE TWO YEARS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY

NOW I'M HAPPY ALL THE TIME

I CAN'T THINK AND I'M FEELIN' FINE

I GOT FEELINGS BUT THEY DON'T SHOW

DON'T ASK ME CAUSE I DON'T KNOW

NO NO NO NO NO

ALL OF U

THINK YOU'VE HEARD THIS ALL BEFORE

NOW YOUR'RE GONNA HEAR SOME MORE

I KNOW A PLACE WHERE DREAMS ARE CRUSHED

HOPES ARE SMASHED BUT THAT AIN'T MUCH

ALL YOU STUPIDS ANYWAY

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE SOME DAY

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

ALL OF US

ME LEAVE HOME WITH BOOJI BOY

TEETH FALL OUT OF CHINA DOLL

POO POO MAN GOT JIFFY-SNIPPED

BAD GIRL LAUCHING - FLOPPY TITS

LISTEN LISTEN ME NO LIE

WE LIKE STUFF WHAT MAKES US CRY

WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!?

ALL OF US

BABY TALKIN' BITCHES

BABY TALKIN' BITCHES LOOKIN' FOR A MAN

MAMMA BE-BE-DA-DA GET LOST WHILE U CAN

WE DO NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU SLIDE

WE DO NOT LIKE THE SOFT INSIDE

WE DO NOT LIKE YOU MANY WAYS

AND WE COULD DO WITHOUT YOU FOR DAYS

BABY TALKIN' BITCHES DYING WITHOUT FUN

MAN WAS MEANT FOR WOMAN. WHY ARE YOU

SO DUMB?

I NEED A CHICK

I NEED A CHICK TO SUCK MY DICK

I NEED A DOG TO LICK MY HOG

I NEED A CAT TO STROKE MY BAT

I'M PUKIN AND SHITIN' AND DYIN' OF THIRST

I AIN'T GOT NO FIELD TO PLOW

THERE'S NO HOLE FOR MY POLE

I'D FUCK A MINK STOLE

I NEED A WOMAN WHO UNDERSTANDS

THERE'S NOTHING MORE SPIRITUAL

THAN DOG STYLE LOVE

AND WHEN I FIND HER

I'M GOING TO GET DOWN ON MY KNEES

I'M GOING TO EAT HER

'CAUSE SHE'S THE MOON

FRAULEIN

WELL MY FRAULEIN DONE TOLD ME

WHEN I WAS IN GOOSESTEPS.

SHE SAID I WOULD GAS THEM

AND NOW I'M A BIG MAN

FILLING UP AUTOS

THAT BEEP AT ME OFTEN

I DROP WHAT I'M DOING

AND WAIT ON THEM CHEERFULLV

SOME CHOOSE THE BIG PUMP

AND OTHER'S THE SMALL

IT'S A SMALL SMALL WORLD

AND I HEAR 'DEM AUTOS CALL

WELL I'M A BIG TIME PUMPER

AND I PUMP'EM FULL OF MY GAS

AND IF YOU GIVE ME STATIC

I'LL TELL YA BLOW IT UP YOUR ASS

MY STATION IS PRETTY

I KEEP IT IN TOP SHAPE

THE CUSTOMERS DIG ME

'CAUSE I GOT THE ANSWERS

TO ALL OF THEIR AUTO NEEDS

I FIX 'EM UP OFTEN

AND RELIEVE THEIR TENSION

'CAUSE NO ONE WANTS AN AUTO

THAT THREATENS TO LOSE IT

THE AUTO'S COME CRAWLIN'

INTO MY STATION

THEY BEEP AT ME ALWAYS

I STOP WHAT I'M DOING

AND GREET THEM WITH SMILES

I CALL "FILL 'ER UP?"

THEY YELL BACK "ONE DOLLAR"

I WIPE ALL THE DEAD BUGS

AND DIRT OFF THEIR WINDSHIELD

AND CONNECT MY BIG HOSE

UP TO THEIR GAS TANK

THE GAS HUMS AS IT ENTERS

AND FULLS UP THEIR EMPTY TANK

I DO TWO AT A TIME NOW

I'VE DEVELOPED A TECHNIQUE

MY TIMING IS VERY GOOD

IF NOT ALWAYS PRECISE

I GIVE THEM A FAIR DEAL

THEY DRIVE OFF SATISFIED

WE NEED EACH OTHER'S BUSINESS

WITHOUT WHICH WE COULD NOT SURVIVE

WE LIKE TO TRADE MONEY-

BECAUSE IT MEANS HONOR,

NOT LIKE THOSE PEOPLE

WHO ARE SICK AND CAN'T TOUCH IT

BECAUSE THEY'RE UNHEALTHY,

THEY LEAVE ME COLD.

I HELP WHO I CAN HELP

AND FEEL NOTHING FOR THOSE WHO

DON'T COME TO MY STATION

FOR I'LL ONLY TOW THOSE WHO

SHOW ME THEIR HONOR

I CAN'T HELP EVERVBODY

AND I'M NOT MY BROTHER'S KEEPER

WE HUDDLE TOGETHER

AND THOSE WHO COME TO ME

WE HUDDLE TOGETHER

AND DESPITE THE WEATHER

WE FIND STRENGTH IN OUR CIRCLE

I'M VERY IMPORTANT

TO THE BIG AND THE LITTLE GUY

WE ALL NEED EACH OTHER

TO KEEP OURSELVES GOING

THEIR AUTO'S ALL NEED ME

MY PUMP'S NEED THEIR EMPTY TANKS AND

IF THE GOOD LORD IS WILLING

WE SHALL BE HERE TO THE END

PUMPING-EACH-OTHER

DOGS OF DEMOCRACY

WITH THE OLD DOGS

AND THE YOUNG DOGS

CLAP TOGETHER

FOR A SPRING

YOU CAN BEST

WELL I'LL GIVE IT

THEY'LL BE RUNNING FAST AND FREE

(???)

MONEY'S NEVER WRONG

(???)

THERE'S A MESSAGE IN THIS DITTY

THERE'S A MORAL TO THIS SONG

WHEN THE DOGS

GET THEIR BONES

REMEMBER THEY'LL BE HOWLIN'

MONEY'S NEVER WRONG

(???)

"37"

I'M ENVIOUS OF YOUR I.Q. OF 37

YOU, YOU'RE THE ONE

IT'S WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE

YOU, YOU'RE THE ONE

I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOUR PLACE.

I'M ENVIOUS OF YOUR I.Q. OF 37

YOUR LACK OF BRAINS JUST DRIVES ME CRAZY

ITS THE ONLY WAY TO GET BY AND BE LAZY

YOU, YOU'RE THE ONE

IT'S WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE

YOU, YOU'RE SO DUMB

I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOUR PLACE.

I'M ENVIOUS OF YOUR I.Q. OF 37

FROM WHERE I COME IT'S THE DUMBER THE BETTER

NO-ONE LIKES A REALLY GO GETTER

BOTTLED UP

DOCTOR SAYS YOU AIN'T GOT LONG TO LIVE

NURSE SAYS YOU AIN'T GOT MUCH TO GIVE

DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR DOCTOR

DON'T PLAY UP TO THE NURSE

WAVE GOODBYE TO YOUR DOCTOR

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTTLED UP

GOT TO GET UNBOTTLED UP

I BEEN REFUSED

SITTIN' AFTER SUPPER

WATCHED THE F.B.I.

ASKED FOR THE CIGARETTE

I GOT NO REPLY

THEN YOU DROPPED YOUR COULOTTES

REVEALING RUBBER UNDERPANTS

SWEAT WAS FORMING IN MY SHOES

BUT YOU ENDED OUR ROMANCE

I BEEN REFUSED

I LOST MY SHOES

LAST MONDAY MORNING

MINUS 20 DEGREES

WALKED TO UNEMPLOYMENT

ON MY KNEES

DOGS IN THE OCEAN

FIGS IN THE SEA WELL COME ON BABY

AND WAKKA-WAKKA-WAKKA WITH ME

BOUGHT A KODAK BROWNIE

DEVELOPED FILM AT HOME

TOOK SOME SHOTS OF SISTER

PANTS WERE FULL OF LOAM

TOOK A COUPLE BACK VIEWS

TOOK SOME UP FRONT

THREE TRIES WALLET SIZE

I WAS LOOKIN' AT THAT CUNT

I BEEN REFUSED

I LOST MY SHOES.

FOUNTAIN OF FILTH

THERE IT WAS

JUST LIKE OLD FAITHFUL

THE ETERNAL FOUNTAIN OF FILTHI

I TOOK A WALK STRAIGHT OUT OF TOWN

BUT THEN I STOPPED AND TOOK MY TIME FOR PLEASURE

I WAS ALONE, I LOOKED AROUND

I HEARD A VOICE 50 I BUCKLED FOR SAFETY

AND THERE IT WAS DOWN ON THE GROUND

A POOL OF SOUND THAT SHOWED MY OWN REFLECTION

IN A FOUNTAIN OF FILTH

ETERNAL FOUNTAIN OF FILTH

I TRIED TO RUN I COULDN'T MOVE

FROZEN SOLID WHILE THE THOUGHTS OF MEN

ATTACKED ME

OUT OF MY HEAD THE FOUNTAIN SHOT

AND DROWNED ME IN A SERUM THAT I COULDN'T

PUT A STOP TO

IT WAS ME MYSELF AND I LOCKED IN A STRUGGLE

WITH THE TALKING HEAD BELOW ME

IN A FOUNTAIN OF FILTH

ETERNAL FOUNTAIN OF FILTH

I GOT A HUNGER THAT MAKES ME SAY THINGS

I GOT A HUNGER THAT MAKES ME DO THINGS

I GOT A HUNGER THAT MAKES ME WANT THINGS

I'M JUST A VICTIM OF FILTH

NOWHERE ARE WE SAFE

FROM THE POWER OF

FROM THE REACH OF

FROM THE APPEAL OF

THE ETERNAL FOUNTAIN OF FILTH

LET'S GO

UPON THE BUZZER

OUICK ON THE START-

LET'S GO-LET'S GO-LET'S GO!

FOR IT'S HI-DEE-HO

YOU KNOW WHERE YOU WANT TO GO

DON'T BE A SHMOE

GET IN THE SHOW

BOUNCE OFF THE BACKBOARDS

AND BLOCK THAT PASS

LET'S GO!-LET'S GO!-LET'S GO!

GRAB HER BY THE NECK

AND THROW HER DOWN

LET'S GO!-LET'S GO!-LET'S GO!

GA GA GO GO GOO

VOU KNOW WHAT VOU WANT TO DO

KICK'EM IN THE SHOE

TILL YOUR THROUGH

BEAT IT DOWN THE PATH

AND CATCH THAT EARLY WORM

LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

LET'S GO!